- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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