- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Knock knock I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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