- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

what's worse then a blowjob?

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Arrow in the Knee!

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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