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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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