yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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