How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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go F*** yourself

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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j.p. is dumb

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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