whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

copy me and i will kill you

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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