why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Neil Lewis

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Penis

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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