Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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