- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

can you touch your toes? no

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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