- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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