Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

women's rights

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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