Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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My name is Jeff

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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