Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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