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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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