i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Boys have swag, real men have class

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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