- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What? Yes.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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