- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

Ready for something funny? nothing

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Hitler and Jews become friends.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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