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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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