What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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You have friends

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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MySpace.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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