What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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