What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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4 hours later.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Set up Punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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