- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

I was once a hamster.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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