- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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