- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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