- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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