Jimmy Saville

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

What does two plus two equal? 4

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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