My three children are three big mistakes.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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