Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

i dont care if you rate me or not

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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