- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

National security?

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

a black man did not eat chicken.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What? Yes.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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