Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

i just pooped that is all!

I can count to potato.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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