I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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