Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

chinga tue madre Ryan

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

This is funny.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

OOOOPPS /

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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