- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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