- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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