Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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brittney griner

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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