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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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