How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Yanter, Look it up

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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