- Anti Joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.