- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

Roses are red, violets are purple.

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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