Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

Flowers are colors Love me

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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