You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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