- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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