Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

religion

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

speak now or forever hold your pee

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...