- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Whats white? A fridge

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Cancer.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??