- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Harry Chappell raped someone

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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