- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? AIDS!

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

I shot a bitch.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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