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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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