- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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