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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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diarrhea.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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What is cowboy say

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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