- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

A blind man walks into a wall.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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