Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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