What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

How's the weather? Good.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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