- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

knock knock? come in

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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