How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

I need to start studying.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Feminism

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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