Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

John Cena

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

penis

Knock, knock. Door opened.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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