Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

8===D ~ ~ ~

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Is maynaise an instrument?

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

haha

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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