- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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