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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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