- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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