- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Of course, first door on your left

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

fava beans

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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Religion.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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