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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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