- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Arrow in the Knee!

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Hail Heetluh

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Men's rights

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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