- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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