The WNBA

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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what's white and sticky semen

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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