What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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