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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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