- Anti Joke

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist