- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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