- Anti Joke

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

7+5=12

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose