- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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