Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

did you stub your toe?

Thumbs this up

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Your face

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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