Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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