- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

it's funny because it's funny

How old is your mom Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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