- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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