What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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