No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Derp

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Anti Joke

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