What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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Feminism

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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I need to start studying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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