Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

If life gives you lemonade.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Chuck Norris Dies.

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