A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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cats are pussies

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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