Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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