Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Cheese

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

darude- sandstorm

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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