- Anti Joke

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

guest what i love pancakes

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead